Arsenal Vs Newcastle United match preview

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Arsenal get off to a bright start, but Newcastle weather the early storm, and after 10 minutes, it remains scoreless. Robin van Persie discovers that Mikel Arteta is actually a deep cover double agent who's been indoctrinated by Newcastle and is working for a group of Mike Ashley Reapers hovering on the edge of the galaxy waiting to buy up everything and start it all over again.

Working together with a band of the Arsenal youth team and former enemy Yossi Benayoun, Robin van Persie travels the galaxy amassing evidence and resources to take down Arteta, all while the rest of Newcastle's eyes glow weirdly blue. In the second minute of stoppage time, Wenger finally believes van Persie, and nearly too late, but as Ashley crashes his giant spaceship shaped like a bug into the Emirates, van Persie scores a late winner, breaking his arm in the process, climbing atop the rubble, and taking his mantle as Hero of the Galaxy.